tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10246709.post112246828980941517..comments2023-12-22T19:52:13.198-05:00Comments on Fernham: Kanye WestAnonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03281027116636227323noreply@blogger.comBlogger1125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10246709.post-1122510036574494372005-07-27T20:20:00.000-04:002005-07-27T20:20:00.000-04:00"and no misogyny" Maybe if you turned to the rest ..."and no misogyny" <BR/><BR/>Maybe if you turned to the rest of his body of work, you might jump of the bandwagon. I mean come on, it's as if the guy took a class in misogyny - he pushes all the buttons. <BR/><BR/>Lyrics to "The New Workout Plan" off THE COLLEGE DROPOUT:<BR/><BR/><BR/>And ladies if you follow these instructions exactly<BR/>you might bear to pull you a rapper, a NBA player<BR/>Man, at least a dude wit' a car<BR/>So first of all we gon' work on the stomach<BR/>Nobody wants a little tight ass!<BR/><BR/>[Verse 1]<BR/>1 and 2 and 3 and 4 and get them sit ups right and<BR/>Tuck your tummy tight and do your crunches like this<BR/>Give head, stop breathe, get up, check your weave<BR/>Don't drop the blunt and disrespect the weed<BR/>Pick up your son and don't disrespect your seed<BR/>It's a party tonight and ooh she's so excited<BR/>Tell me who's invited: you, your friends and my dick<BR/>What's scary to me is Henny makes girls look like Halle Berry to me<BR/>So excuse me miss, I forgot your name<BR/>Thank you, God bless you, good night I came..<BR/>I came...<BR/>I came..<BR/><BR/>[Chorus]<BR/>It's been a week without me<BR/>and she feel weak without me<BR/>She wanna talk it out but<BR/>Ain't nothin' to talk about<BR/>'Lest, she talkin' about freakin' out<BR/>then maybe we can work it out<BR/>Work it out (Come on) [4x]<BR/>Work it out now<BR/>Maybe we can work it out (Come on, come on)<BR/><BR/>[Verse 2]<BR/>Oh girl your silhouette make me wanna light a cigarette<BR/>My name Kanye from the Jigga set Twista said get it wet<BR/>Ooh girl your breath is HARSH<BR/>Cover your mouth up like you got SARS<BR/>Off them tracks yea I bought them cars<BR/>Still killa a nigga on 16 bars<BR/>We ain't sweatin' to the oldies we jukin to a cold beat<BR/>Maybe one day girl we can bone<BR/>so you can brag to all your homies now<BR/>But I still mess with a big girl if you ain't fit girl I'll hit girl<BR/>1 and you brought 2 friends OK 3 more now hop in the Benz<BR/>Four door do you know the difference between a 5, 6, 7, 8<BR/>All the mocha lattes you gotta do Pilates<BR/>You gotta pop this tape in before you start back dating<BR/>Hustlers, gangstas, all us, ballas<BR/><BR/>[Chorus]<BR/>It's been a week without me<BR/>and she feel weak without me<BR/>She wanna talk it out but<BR/>Ain't nothin' to talk about<BR/>'Lest, she talkin' about freakin' out<BR/>then maybe we can work it out<BR/>Work it out (Come on) [4x]<BR/>Work it out now<BR/>Maybe we can work it out (Come on, come on)<BR/><BR/>[Interlude: Ladies speaking w/ Kanye in the background]<BR/>[Jill] Hi may name is Jill, I just want to say thanks to<BR/>Kanye's workout plan. I was able to pull a NBA player<BR/>and like now I shop every day on Rodeo drive<BR/>I just want to say, thank you Kanye! woooo! woooo! woooo!<BR/><BR/>[Lasandra] My name is Lasandra, and I just want to say<BR/>that ever since listenin' to Kanye's workout tape<BR/>I was able to get my phone bill paid, I got sounds and 13's<BR/>put up in my Cavalier and I was able to get a free trip to Cancun<BR/>And what's most importantly is that I ain't gotta fuck Ray Ray's<BR/>broke ass no mo'<BR/><BR/>(Work it mo' juge it mo' pump it mo, Chi-town mo' let's go mo')<BR/><BR/>[Alamae] My name is Alamae from Mobille, Alabama<BR/>and I just want to say since listenin' to Kanye's workout tape<BR/>I been able to date outside the family, I got a double wide<BR/>And I rode the plane, rode the plane, rode the plane<BR/><BR/>[Girl] Thanks to Kanye's workout plan<BR/>I'm the envy of all my friends<BR/>See I pulled me a baller man (yeah)<BR/>And I don't gotta work at the mall again<BR/><BR/>[Beat changes]<BR/><BR/>(Lemme break ya wit' a piece of)<BR/>My favorite work out plan (oh! oh! oh!)<BR/>I wanna see you work out (yeah yeah yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah yeah)<BR/>(It's that old Michael Jackson shit)<BR/><BR/>That's right put in work, move your ass, go wizzerk<BR/>Eat your salad, no dessert<BR/>Get that man you deserve<BR/>It's Kanye's workout plan<BR/>I said it's Kanye's workout plan (Ladies and gentlemen)<BR/>It's Kanye's workout plan (Allow myself to introduce myself)<BR/>His woooorrrrkkoouut plan (This time around I want y'all to clap like this)<BR/><BR/>That's right put in work<BR/>Move your ass, go wizzerk<BR/>Eat your salad, no dessert<BR/>Get that man you deserve (Stop!)<BR/>It's Kanye's workout plan (Ok bring)<BR/>I said it's Kanye's workout plan (I know y'all ain't tired)<BR/>It's Kanye's workout plan (But I hope not, 'cuz on this one I need ya)<BR/>His woooorrrrkkoouut plan (to give me a soul clap ok? double time)<BR/><BR/>That's right put in work (Woo!)<BR/>Move your ass, go wizzerk (Ow!<BR/>Eat your salad, no dessert (Ugh!)<BR/>Get that man you deserve<BR/><BR/>That's right put in work (Put in work)<BR/>Move your ass, go wizzerk (Go wizzerk)<BR/>Eat your salad, no dessert (No dessert)<BR/>Get that man you deserve (You hear, ugh)<BR/><BR/>That's right put in work (That's right put in work)<BR/>Move your ass, go wizzerk (Go wizzerk)<BR/>Eat your salad, no dessert (Eat your salad, no dessert)<BR/>Get that man you deserve (Woo!)<BR/><BR/>(Okay, okay, okay, that's, that'd be good) [Applause and cheering]<BR/>(I appreciate your time)<BR/>I want to see you work out for me<BR/>Woah yeahAnonymousnoreply@blogger.com