Lonely, of March, Cambs, writes:
- I’m 23; I save £3 a week, don’t smoke or drink.
Yet I can’t get a girl for love nor money.
I’m not a fairy prince, what am I?
(from the Daily Mirror, 1990s; quoted in Matthew Engel’s Tickle the Public  160)
Books, food, friends, and Virginia Woolf. "I spare you the twists and turns of my cogitations, for no conclusion was found on the road to Headingly, and I ask you to suppose that I soon found out my mistake about the turning and retraced my steps to Fernham."--Virginia Woolf, A Room of One's Own