Lonely, of March, Cambs, writes:
- I’m 23; I save £3 a week, don’t smoke or drink.
Yet I can’t get a girl for love nor money.
I’m not a fairy prince, what am I?
(from the Daily Mirror, 1990s; quoted in Matthew Engel’s Tickle the Public [1996] 160)
Books, food, friends, and Virginia Woolf. "I spare you the twists and turns of my cogitations, for no conclusion was found on the road to Headingly, and I ask you to suppose that I soon found out my mistake about the turning and retraced my steps to Fernham."--Virginia Woolf, A Room of One's Own
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